Humorist. Improviser. Father. In that order.


A spooky real estate dilemma from The Ethicist archives of the New York Times.

A celebrity chef unravels in this rarely heard episode. Listen at 3:00 on Doin' It with Mike Sacks. 

When I was 12, my friends and I went looking for Playboys. We found something more. 

My shrink friend Dr. Frank Dolores counsels patients on the fly in this video series. 

My essay on Fatherly about why curing around kids is not such a bad thing

The World's First Horse Sharing System

Here's a fake letter from a real character with an idea for a new form of bank-sponsored transportation

I'm big in the land down under. Read my story on Kidspot of Australia about how overly enthusiastic adults freak out babies.


I co-wrote this sketch about a mime who has his heart broken. 

I played a boss in this sketch like a boss. 


A common case of mistaken identity.