When I can't sleep at night, I break into my local library and read through the archives of The Ethicist section from the New York Times.Read More
I majored in binge drinking at college.
Like many graduates my current career has nothing to do with my degree. Although my ability to consume excessive amounts of alcohol in a short period has served me well on a few occasions, bachelor parties and holidays namely. I was a diligent student, and throughout my four years, I never neglected my studies.Read More
When I was a 12-year-old boy, I couldn’t wait to be a man.
I recall my baby face covered in half a can of Barbasol foam as I glided a bladeless razor over it, slapping the excess into the sink. Later I’d hear my dad cursing about how “the cheap bastards over at goddamn Barbasol” were not putting enough shaving cream in their cans.Read More